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Archive for May, 2007

Music in London

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Last night I went to a seedy little Jazz bar in seedy Soho and listened to the cool sounds until 1:30 am. Tonight I went to watch Dave Matthews Band in the Wembly Thingy. Not stadium. The other thing. It was also pretty cool.

Cleaning the lines

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

Cleaning the lines is when they clean out the lines of the tubes that carry the booze from the barrels in the basement to the taps in the bar served by the bar staff to the bar patrons. The tubes get cleaned once every two weeks I think, but what that means is all the [...]

I wrote this in the pub last night

Monday, May 21st, 2007

I’m working in a pub and living in London now. I don’t know how much longer I’ll be working here for. 2 weeks at the least I reckon, but maybe longer. I’m trying to find a more lucrative job by day, otherwise I’m never going to be able to afford to do any more travelling. [...]

5 days in and still not rich or famous

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

My friend Kate met me at the airport before I left JHB to go to London. She told me about another friend called Warren. He’s about my age, and also went to do some travelling in the UK. Now he’s married to a woman in her thirties and lives in a small Scottish town and [...]

Summer in London

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Awesome, everyone said, you’re going into Summer. Well, London Summer is disturbingly similar to Cape Town Winter.

Like, totally no way.

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Okay, so like, Je-sus. London on Saturday.

Prologue

Monday, May 7th, 2007

A novel will frequently begin with a prologue. The prologue establishes something that becomes an integral part of the novel as it weaves onwards from it’s first chapter. In the Da Vanci code, it’s when the weird old secret service grandad of the French Translator chick gets whacked. It sets something up, for the reader, [...]

Competitive vibes

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Ergh. My brother convinced me to add my blog to Amatomu which is like a blog ranking rating system, and now I feel obliged to write more on it, because I’m competitive. Not in like a sports kind of way though. I don’t like to run fast, or shoot well, or y’know, hit things. Except [...]