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Archive for January, 2007

For my angry fan base

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

So it’s been a long time since I last posted a blog. My backpack was lost and then found by the aiport a few days later. I was in airports for over 26 hours and every flight I was on was delayed. I’m now back in Cape Town and it’s stupid hot. There’s a line [...]

It had to happen sometime

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

I’m bored. I got up at 7 am Thai Time, which is like 2 am in South Africa, because I was worried I wouldn’t be able to do everything I wanted to do, but many of the things I did this morning cost much more money then I suspected, and so now I can’t do [...]

Crap

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

I leave tomorrow. The only good thing about it is that I have basically overspent my budget and can’t eat if I want to keep my 500 Baht airport tax and so get out of the country. I hope all the must-sees are free or 30 Baht or less – I think they are. They’re [...]

Waiting for a bus

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

So elected to go back to Bangkok today and only spend one day in Kanchanaburi. Waiting for my bus. Dum dee dum. This way can go and see a big night market and the ping pong show tonight (apparently a must see) and then the palace and a bunch of temples and the MBK tomorrow [...]

Onwards and onwards

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Firstly I apologise for the dangerously long sentences used in many instances in the previous blog, which could cause harm to irregular readers. I bid farewell to my new best friend this morning, a girl named Amber, who was also annoyed by the 18 year old British kids on the bus. It’s funny how self-centred [...]

Back on the bus

Monday, January 8th, 2007

I’m in Champon waiting for my bus, which will take another hour or so to arrive. It could be worse; I could have been one of the British tourists vomiting over the side of the boat as it cruised through the rocky sea (rocky sea – isn’t that contradictory from an elemental point of view?) [...]

Monsoon Day 2

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

I woke up this morning to what I thought was the sound of the crashing sea. Then I thought perhaps it was the sound of a crashing shower. Then I realised the same stupid rain storm is still going on. This monsoon is playing havoc with my plans. How are you meant to snorkel and [...]

Alone at last

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

I am officially the last man standing. Kirsten and Shannon fled the room this morning at five minutes to seven after having overslept by half an hour and subsequently nearly missing their connecting boat to Surathani to catch their connecting plane to Bangkok. I don’t have an alarm clock, except for on my iPod, but [...]

Vince 3000

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Vince is a French guy that we met. Well, on the day that Gabi and Kirsten arrived at Pine Bungalows, our isolated spot in the middle of nowhere on a beautiful beach, they arrived with a strange French fellow called Vince. He could not speak any English, and it sounded like a chance encounter that [...]

Mission

Monday, January 1st, 2007

Happy New Year; may 2007 be better then 2006, please. Not sick anymore, yay; but just done over 12 hours of travelling to get to Ko Pan Gnag in time for the full moon party and arrived to find no accomodation and spent several hours wandering through the streets. We’ve finally found somewhere. Yay. Tired. [...]